Top 5 Hottest Celebs We Need Bikini Pics Of

Here now, my Top 5. This is a very arguable list, but again, if there’s a woman out there that you want to see in a bikini, do a Google Image Search before you start bitching at me. Chances are that she’s already out there, waiting for you to ogle her. Here we go.

5. Maria Bartiromo

Those lips. Those eyes. The way she pronounces the names of countries. The argument over who the hottest anchor in America is will rage until the apocalypse, but Ms. Bartiromo gets her due any day of the week.

4. Emma Watson



Sure, she turned 18 all of six minutes ago, but I’m through pretending that she’s not hot.

3. Rachel Nichols



What's not to like about Rachel Nichols? She's a redhead, she probably knows more about sports than you do (and gets paid to talk about it), and she always manages to keep her body cleverly hidden under business suits and pinstripes. Rachel, for the good of the ESPNation, hit the beach, will you?

2. Julia Louis-Dreyfus



For my money, Elaine Benes was the greatest female character in television history. It was just a perk that she was played by one of the most quintessentially perfect 90’s actresses of all-time. Sure, she’s a little older now (and her hair isn’t nearly as awesome), but I think we all look back on the time we spent with Elaine quite fondly.

1. Aishwarya Rai



Yes, I know that she wore a one-piece on camera when she was in her beauty pageant days, but as we all are quite aware, one-pieces don’t count.

There you have it. Who’s on your list? Sound off in the comments section, and let the discussion begin.

Written by Ryan Zeinert