Saturday, July 12, 2008

Top 5 Hottest Celebs We Need Bikini Pics Of

Here now, my Top 5. This is a very arguable list, but again, if there’s a woman out there that you want to see in a bikini, do a Google Image Search before you start bitching at me. Chances are that she’s already out there, waiting for you to ogle her. Here we go.

5. Maria Bartiromo

Maria Bartiromo CNBC News Anchor

Those lips. Those eyes. The way she pronounces the names of countries. The argument over who the hottest anchor in America is will rage until the apocalypse, but Ms. Bartiromo gets her due any day of the week.

4. Emma Watson

Emma Watson British Actress (Harry Potter)

Sure, she turned 18 all of six minutes ago, but I’m through pretending that she’s not hot.

3. Rachel Nichols

Rachel Nichols ESPN Personality

What's not to like about Rachel Nichols? She's a redhead, she probably knows more about sports than you do (and gets paid to talk about it), and she always manages to keep her body cleverly hidden under business suits and pinstripes. Rachel, for the good of the ESPNation, hit the beach, will you?

2. Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss American Actress (Seinfeld)

For my money, Elaine Benes was the greatest female character in television history. It was just a perk that she was played by one of the most quintessentially perfect 90’s actresses of all-time. Sure, she’s a little older now (and her hair isn’t nearly as awesome), but I think we all look back on the time we spent with Elaine quite fondly.

1. Aishwarya Rai

Aishwarya Rai Bollywood Actress

Yes, I know that she wore a one-piece on camera when she was in her beauty pageant days, but as we all are quite aware, one-pieces don’t count.

There you have it. Who’s on your list? Sound off in the comments section, and let the discussion begin.

Written by Ryan Zeinert


Hurricanes said...

Emma Watson- sweet.
Jane Skinner on Fox. I'd pay good money for that.

david said...

could not agree more with Emma Watson but i can really do without Julia Louis -Dreyfuss (easily replaced with Tina Fey) and Maria Bartiromo who while cute is nowhere as hot as CNN'S Robin Meade. That car commercial babe, Jill Wagner is pretty damn easy on the eyes too..

bear said...

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss? Are you fucking kidding me? While not the worst part of that horrible show, she was never very good and definitely annoying enough to make her not hot.

Jake said...

That's not the Rachel Nichols from ESPN, not even close.